Washington, DC – It has been no secret that the Harris-Walz campaign has hit turbulence, with polls showing Kamala Harris losing support. To counter this, Tim Walz has embraced a strategy of inserting blatant, provable lies into his speeches—a move an unnamed campaign source says is deliberate.
“We're appealing to the classic Biden voter—the ones who cheer when they’re lied to, and clap like trained seals,” the source revealed. “Tim's working his way up to Joe's level of storytelling. We haven’t hit the 'My uncle was eaten by cannibals in WWII' yet, but he's getting there.”
As Election Day nears, all eyes are on Walz’s progress in perfecting the art of epic falsehoods. “Joe was a master at making things up, like 'I used to drive an 18-wheeler.' Tim’s got big shoes to fill, and it’s a team effort."
Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 10/2/2024, 12:21 pm — Replies 6 — Views 1375